M: “When will I be Indian? When I live here a long time and speak Urdu?
Mom: “Well your heart will probably feel Indian after awhile, but your body will always be caucasian american.”
after a simple explanation of that…
M: ” how long will it take for my skin to get dark?”
Josiah and I joke that M’s Indian counterpart is Gupta from “Outsourced”, he will talk talk talk to anything with a pulse.