Malachi just finished taking a shower and I left him to get his undies on while I checked on the girls. I came back 10 minutes later to silence.
Me: Malachi what are you doing? you haven’t even gotten your underwear on yet?
Malachi (standing naked undie’s in hand): Mom I am going to protect you while Dad is gone!
Me: Thanks buddy, cause you are the man of the house right now?
Malachi: yup, that’s why I have been trying to kill this spider all this time, but dont worry Ill get em.
Me: do you think you can get your undies on after that?
Malachi: sure (as if he is doing me a favor).